May 2012
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Oh, right.
You get a kiss, don’t you?
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agentdarcy asked: fljhnfljkd
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ps. will jump in to that man-party thread whenever. i guess after nicole replies again? just lemme know~
First person in my inbox gets a kiss.
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dude my dog is fucking snoring like crazy right now and she JUST laid down. wljhruhoer
agentdarcy:
Describe Your Muse and then yourself With A Gif
agentcoulsonsupernanny:
pockettelepath:
lettersfrommagneto:
Loki:
Me:
Erik: Myself:
Charles:
Me:
Phil:
Me:
Loki:
Me:
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hooome. chilled with le dad and step mom for a while, it was nice. [[:
April 2012
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Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
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( Follow this awesomeness >D ) →
obeseblackguy:
i have yet to meet a grandma more badass than suga mama
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I'm feeling lazy tonight, so,
streetlight-eyesx:
that means dinner will more than likely be take out of some sort. Maybe fast food.
That alright with you?
Yes, that sounds fine with me. [he nods] I have been craving french fries as well, so I welcome it.
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agentdarcy asked: So I was hanging out with a kid version of you, and he was a total brat. A cool brat though.
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Heels.
Send me a Ø if you want me to tell you the first...
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streetlight-eyesx:
harbingerofruin:
streetlight-eyesx:
harbingerofruin replied to your post: Ugh.
You are still a male, I see. Overindulge, did you?
I’m supposed to change back after tomorrow. No, I barely ate. I just.. I dunno. Guess I shouldn’t have?
Ah. Perhaps what you did eat, is simply not agreeing with you?
Probably.. I’m not eating for the next week, though, just to be safe.
...
streetlight-eyesx:
harbingerofruin replied to your post: Ugh.
You are still a male, I see. Overindulge, did you?
I’m supposed to change back after tomorrow. No, I barely ate. I just.. I dunno. Guess I shouldn’t have?
Ah. Perhaps what you did eat, is simply not agreeing with you?
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((New Account: Faith Lehane, from BTVS.)) →
Totally shameless in self promotion but, eh. xD
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> Faith account, from BTVS →
harbingerofruin:
Was actually working on it for a while. Weee. Go follow? :D
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> Faith account, from BTVS →
Was actually working on it for a while. Weee. Go follow? :D
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i meant to like, wake up at 10 and actually do replies. but its after twelve and i gotta get ready for class.
whoopsie!
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agentdarcy:
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blahhhh. gonna go to sleep. will reply to threads in the morning. >_o
So I have a dick now. I should totally have some...
agentdarcy:
harbingerofruin:
agentdarcy:
harbingerofruin:
That’s what I do, Darcy. [snicker] I suppose I can indulge your request.
I dunno how to do it.
Do you just lay on the floor and I’ll just
put it in or something?
….No. You require lube, otherwise it will not go in very easily, nor will it be particularly enjoyable for me, who will make it terrible for you.
Yeah, that...
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Huh. This... Isn't so bad.
streetlight-eyesx:
harbingerofruin:
streetlight-eyesx:
harbingerofruin:
streetlight-eyesx:
I could get used to this.
No, it isn’t bad at all.
Not at all. I feel much better about myself than I ever did as a girl. Cheh.
Oh? And why is that, if I may ask?
Because I’m hot. I have abs, dude!
I see. [chuckles] You are not the only one I know whom has been turned into a...
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ooc
my laughter is endless.
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So I have a dick now. I should totally have some...
agentdarcy:
harbingerofruin:
That’s what I do, Darcy. [snicker] I suppose I can indulge your request.
I dunno how to do it.
Do you just lay on the floor and I’ll just
put it in or something?
….No. You require lube, otherwise it will not go in very easily, nor will it be particularly enjoyable for me, who will make it terrible for you.
So I have a dick now. I should totally have some...
agentdarcy:
harbingerofruin:
agentdarcy:
harbingerofruin:
agentdarcy:
Um, duh.
I don’t get the chance to roam around shirtless normally. Is that a problem?
Is my glorious manly chest distracting you?
Is that an ego I see growing, or are you still sold on ‘putting your dick in my butt’?
Is that a trick question? Because the answer is yes to both.
Perhaps if you ask...
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Huh. This... Isn't so bad.
streetlight-eyesx:
harbingerofruin:
streetlight-eyesx:
I could get used to this.
No, it isn’t bad at all.
Not at all. I feel much better about myself than I ever did as a girl. Cheh.
Oh? And why is that, if I may ask?
So I have a dick now. I should totally have some...
agentdarcy:
harbingerofruin:
agentdarcy:
Um, duh.
I don’t get the chance to roam around shirtless normally. Is that a problem?
Is my glorious manly chest distracting you?
Is that an ego I see growing, or are you still sold on ‘putting your dick in my butt’?
Is that a trick question? Because the answer is yes to both.
Perhaps if you ask nicely, I shall allow you do.
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Huh. This... Isn't so bad.
streetlight-eyesx:
I could get used to this.
No, it isn’t bad at all.
So I have a dick now. I should totally have some...
agentdarcy:
harbingerofruin:
agentdarcy:
I think you can do much better then that.
Dude, what’s so funny?
Oh man, have you seen my abs?
I have abs.
Yes I can see them. Do you plan on roaming about half naked for the duration you are a man?
Um, duh.
I don’t get the chance to roam around shirtless normally. Is that a problem?
Is my glorious manly chest distracting you?
...
So I have a dick now. I should totally have some...
agentdarcy:
I think you can do much better then that.
Dude, what’s so funny?
Oh man, have you seen my abs?
I have abs.
Yes I can see them. Do you plan on roaming about half naked for the duration you are a man?
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crackshothawkeye:
harbingerofruin replied to your post: I’ve already fapped like six times today. Having a penis is really hilarious. No offense to your penis. But seriously, they’re so WEIRD
She should be chaffing shortly.
How do you know? Have you fapped so much you’ve chaffed before?
No. But I doubt ensured to use enough lubricant to avoid it in her haste to jerk off.
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all of loki’s lady-friends are dudes.
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So I have a dick now. I should totally have some...
agentdarcy:
harbingerofruin:
You would not even attempt to seduce me? How droll.
I think you can do much better then that.
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deshington-deactivated20121126 asked: ▲
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So I have a dick now. I should totally have some...
agentdarcy:
harbingerofruin:
agentdarcy:
I wanna put it in someone’s butt.
Who volunteers for tribute?
Having fun with some more magic, are you?
Dude this is awesome. I need to make more friends with wizards.
Hey Loki, can I put my penis in your butt?
Because that would be AWESOME.
You would not even attempt to seduce me? How droll.
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So I have a dick now. I should totally have some...
agentdarcy:
I wanna put it in someone’s butt.
Who volunteers for tribute?
Having fun with some more magic, are you?
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Code Red.
agentdarcy:
harbingerofruin:
agentdarcy:
She let out a sigh of relief as he promised to stay, at least for the night. Honestly, she wasn’t sure if she could even stand him that long, but she figured she was doing the world a favor by keeping him hostage. That was the excuse Darcy told herself anyways, burying any other feeling or reasoning for why she was harboring and comforting a dangerous...
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